Gotham Cable News

July 3, 2008

  • Refurbishment begins on Petersburg Bridge.
  • North City Park flower show starts next week.
  • City council to vote on new dog "cleanup" ordinance.
  • 17th Century frigate found in the North Channel.
  • Rootsville Park annual "root vegetable" festival this weekend.
  • Mayor's aide involved in office affair scandal.
  • Batman sighted at West Harlow holdup.
  • Boat reported missing in Bermuda Triangle.
  • Plagued by frequent mechanical problems, aging Gotham Ferry Liberty back in service after mechanical overhaul.
  • Admiral Docks to receive $5 million upgrade.
  • Wayne Central Station closed for two hours due to strange odors.
  • Local music legend Hal Brimley dies at 87.
  • Mayor's Office receiving complaints about Commissioner Loeb's decision to intensify GPD's presence on the streets.
  • Tickets now on sale for Gotham Film Festival.
  • Long-shot Lucky Date wins Wellington Derby against astonishing odds of 120 to 1.
  • Councilman Larry Doraff, the man responsible behind school uniform initiative, takes early retirement to "spend more time at my new vacation house."
  • Complete meltdown on all city rail lines upon system-wide Scan Card glitch. Transportation chief resigns.
  • Manager of "falling window" building Lou Grossburg apologizes to contractor Willie Foils when window washer admits to accidentally loosening fastening bolt while cleaning window.
  • Landmark preservation status granted to oldest hotel in Gotham, The Hollingsburg House.