Gotham Cable News

June 20, 2008

  • New ordinance fines stores negligent in keeping track of their shopping carts
  • Roving brown-outs expected to end as new power plant comes on-line.
  • Police establish new task-force to take on tagging
  • Dog license fees rise as licensee numbers fall
  • Gotham executives charged with illegal importation of Venezuelan vanilla
  • Even as employment tightens, teens find summer jobs on the rise
  • Mayor Garcia vows city to start running at a surplus in two years; city has been running at a deficit for the past 12
  • Area man attacked by nunchuck-wielding road rager after near-collision on I-7 & Wacker
  • Police nab thief suspected in over a dozen robberies of Narrows convenience and package stores
  • Abandoned children discovered after oldest boy goes shopping; mother responsible believed to have left the country
  • Gotham considering Styrofoam ban at restaurants
  • Torture victim survives harrowing 72 hour encounter with masked psychopath
  • School funding proposals fall short of expected need; state unlikely to cover the gap.
  • Wellington Derby long-shot runner Lucky Date seen galloping through North City Park. Animal control unable to restrain horses before it raced away.
  • School-funding measure passes with compromise of 0.25% increase in property tax rates.
  • 67% of parents support school uniform measure, according to poll.
  • Theater review calls Dingerling Sisters circus "so-so"; animal rights activists applaud cage-free show.
  • Teary Tango Creams owner Beth Fishiezle says, "I'm touched by the outpouring of support, but if people actually bought our candies, I would have stayed open."
  • Harvey Dent denies rumors that he will seek the mayor's office in next election.
  • Testing underway for new transportation Scan Cards. Transportation chief says, "This will make taking mass transit even easier."
  • Tainted batch of dry cleaning chemical perchloroethylene discovered at 20 Gotham dry cleaners. Health inspector to look for source.
  • Falling window contractor blames mismanagement for window incident. "If Lou took care of his buildings like he took care of his prize roses, this would never have happened."
  • Building manager for falling window building: "I raise prize petunias, not roses. That shows you how much [contractor] Willie Foils knows. He's nothing but a lying louse."
  • Food recall: Packages of Gotham Goodness brand beef patties tagged A.17.c recalled.
  • "Severe problems" on many Gotham bridges, says Corps. of Engineers at morning press conference. "We are talking to city authorities about how best to rectify the issues."
  • More than one Batman? Multiple Batman sightings reported at same time around city.
  • City council passes ordinance barring basketball from driveways and residential streets after 8pm Sun. through Thurs.
  • Moscow Ballet garners rave reviews. "An ecstatic experience," says famed Gotham dancer Dionne Donovan Doxley.